Carl, Joe and Ozzie Are On Board

This is sweet. An article from the St. Pete Times which tells us that D-Rays manager Joe Maddon, Carl Crawford, and Ozzie Guillen all agree on two things:

1. The weird guy with the gray hair will win American Idol.
2. Scott Kazmir is going to be a super-duper-superstar.

Also...what exactly is considered "successful" arm surgery for Victor Zambrano? Is it surgery that keeps him out as long as possible? Or that forces him to retire? Just wondering.